@AnitaHelmet: If at first you don't succeed, it's called 'Attempted' Murder.
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@SCbchbum: My dog licked the crumbs out of my computer keyboard & earned an online college degree.
@jennfer46: Husband wanted me to go hunting today. He bought me the cutest brown outfit and a cute lil hat, you know with the fake antl..wait a minute
@BlindChow: GOD: did u eat from the tree of knowledge? ADAM: no…it was my girlfriend GOD: who? ADAM: u don't know her she goes to a different school