@LionJenkins: If at first you don't succeed, you're assembling furniture from IKEA.
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@Shut_up_Marissa: Whenever I’m at home drinking alone with my dog, I tell people I’m drinking with my dawg, so it sounds like I’m drinking with my cool friend
@Ms_Moneypenny_: You are right, 27 is "just a number" but I'm looking for a man, not a boy. No offense. PS: Save my number... just in case I change my mind.
@Reverend_Scott: Wolverine: [more mad than usual] I woke up today ON THE ROOF Prof. X: [glares at Magneto] Magneto: OH SURE IMMEDIATELY BLAME ME
@KyleMcDowell86: 5 yo me: Throw my ducky in the bath 15 yo me: Throw on some tunes while im in the bath 30 yo me: Throw the toaster in while im in the bath