@DaddyJew: If "bae" means bacon and eggs then yes, I'm chilling with my bae
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@nerdreign: I earned a masters degree and a doctorate; I have $413.21 in assets. Weird Al Yankovic is worth 11 million. Kids, don't stay in school.
@GuyEndoreKaiser: Yes, curling is silly and basically janitorial work, but that guy's gonna have a gold medal, and all you'll have is your joke about curling.
@cuppajosh: With 10K characters, I can finally get into great detail about how I'm not allowed at the company family picnic any more!