@DaddyJew: If "bae" means bacon and eggs then yes, I'm chilling with my bae
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@JamesBarretts: Immediately after giving birth to me my mom was charged with crimes against humanity
@TuffyNyC: "Instead of a 58 year old woman, I wanna look like a 28 year old shiny iguana" - Plastic Surgery
@Maxine12333: On a scale of 1 - 10 where 10 is being up on technology and 1 is washing clothes by beating them on a rock, I'm about a 5.
@PoliUncorrect: * Pogoing Outside Your Window ~ Are... You... Sure... You... Don't... Want.... A... Second... Date?