@PearlsFromMyrna: If Barb wears leopard print to another funeral, I’m buying a dart gun.
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@TheAlexNevil: Parenting Hack: slide a little cash your kid's teacher's way, & all of his crafts projects will "mysteriously" disappear after being graded.
@goldengateblond: Anyone who says cheetahs are the fastest land mammals hasn't seen me move a cat off an expensive area rug before he pukes.
@SteveKoehler22: Parents who have allowed your 8 yr olds to become spoiled brats ... We'll check back in 10 years to see how that worked out for you.