@PearlsFromMyrna: If Barb wears leopard print to another funeral, I’m buying a dart gun.
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@danielmarven: My GF found lipstick in my pocket, I admitted I'm cheating... I don't want her to know I'm selling AVON.. I want to eat my money in peace
@AimeeHelene1: *builds a fort out of paper towel packages at store* *coerces other customers to bring me cheese samples in exchange for fort privileges*