@ericsshadow: If being successful was an amusement park, I'm the kid that drove his bumper car in the corner and can't get out.
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@JimmySelfDest: Fight club. Only naps instead. Rules the same. Just no fights. Only secret, uninterrupted glorious naps.
@kumailn: Did you know: Wi-Fi is short for "wireless fireless." Pre-wi-fi all internet was fire based. Firewall, firewire, "fire up the computer" etc.
@TheMichaelRock: Hey guy driving the speed limit with your hands at 10 & 2, can I have some of that weed you're transporting?
@myonlymizztake: Sure, sex is cool and all, but have you ever experienced same day delivery from Amazon?