@ericsshadow: If being successful was an amusement park, I'm the kid that drove his bumper car in the corner and can't get out.
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@rage_chaos: "LSD Makes Users Lose Weight" That makes sense. It's kinda hard to get to the fridge when there's a dragon guarding it.
@therealelp: jesus could get on twitter and be like "fear not, child. i know for a fact that your going to heaven!" and someone would be like "you're".
@shariv67: We can put a robot on Mars but we can't make a hand rail that goes the same speed as an escalator.