@ericsshadow: If being successful was an amusement park, I'm the kid that drove his bumper car in the corner and can't get out.
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@NightValeRadio: Secret agents asking citizens to please speak more clearly in all phone calls. Also, cut the chitchat and get to the good stuff, they ask.
@SocialBitterfly: *one day before marriage* Parents: Don't talk to the groom. Don't see him. Don't think. *one day after marriage* Parents: BABIES, BABIESS!
@LoverOfComics94: Money doesn’t grow on trees. Your move, multinational agricultural biotechnology corporations.