@nerdreign: If buying new underwear is evidence of an affair, my husband has been faithful for at least nine years.
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@heymonroe: Pretty sure nobody would run marathons if they were never allowed to talk about running marathons.
@Just_Lee_: When someone is in a bad mood, I like to help matters by pointing out several times that they seem to be in a bad mood.
@mishakey: I was tailgating a slow driver earlier. He brake checked, flipped me off, and when that didn't work he turned his police lights on. Jerk.
@IMBeanz: When I'm really bored at work I like to write "I'm watching you" on the toilet paper a few squares in just to mess with people.