@nerdreign: If buying new underwear is evidence of an affair, my husband has been faithful for at least nine years.
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@Imsohoppy: I have a particular set of skills, skills that allow me to open beer cans so no one in the house knows I'm drinking.
@Adar79Angie: There's Angie, and then there's Drunk Angie, and one of us tried to make it to Mexico on an exercise bike.
@EvanJKessler: Did you know you have the right to remain silent even when you're not being arrested?