@daniel_shaw: If by cat person you mean I like to sleep all day and poo in sand then yes I am a cat person.
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@CyborgHanky: I started a funeral business with self-driving hearses, but they keep crashing into other cars. Business is booming.
@AndyAsAdjective: *bolts upright in bed, instantly wide awake in the middle of the night* "FIRE TRUCKS SHOULD BE CALLED WATER TRUCKS"
@Avepates: Sometimes I like to hysterically tell mall security that my infant son has gone missing just so I can show people baby pictures of myself.