@daniel_shaw: If by cat person you mean I like to sleep all day and poo in sand then yes I am a cat person.
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@TheRealNickKay: SON: [Stood by tree with apple on head] Dad, what ever happened to my three younger brothers? WILLIAM TELL: [Aiming arrow] ....Chicken pox
@msdanifernandez: [dean tries handing me a diploma as I walk across the stage] I have a boyfriend
@SleazySli: [at a spelling bee] Judge: Your word is SPELL. Witch: *mumbles something under her breath* Judge: Ribbit
@boring_as_heck: Joe was really good at making movie trailers. There was just one problem *car honk* he didn't have access to the record scratch sound effect