@JesssieAshley: If by drinking responsibly you mean drinking out of a plastic cup rather than a glass one then you're damn right I am.
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@EJGomez: guy: my dog just died girl who studied abroad: wow that reminds of this one time in Europe i saw a dog
@Jarhead44: My dog sure acts tough for an animal whose natural habitat is on the couch under his blankie.
@mortimermaiden: Me: I need one of those thingamajigs. Receptionist: What? Me: You know a doohickey. Receptionist: This is a— Me: *snaps fingers* Ah! a triple bypass heart surgery.
@hoops_Daddy: Kid 1 swallows coin= rush to ER Kid 2 swallows coin= wait til it passes Kid 3 swallows coin= deduct from allowance.