@JesssieAshley: If by drinking responsibly you mean drinking out of a plastic cup rather than a glass one then you're damn right I am.
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@JessiCanadian: Me: Do you have any mini-ipods in stock? Guy: what color? Me: Any color. Guy: We don't have any. You Sir, have achieved stupid greatness.
@_ElvishPresley_: Priest: may God rest his soul *casket begins to lower* *I start clapping* *everyone looks at me* Me: sorry was that not the end of it