@gregreckons: If by "eat clean" you mean "donuts in the shower", then yes - I eat clean.
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@iscoff: "Did you hire a wedding photographer?" Sure did! *a dog with a gopro strapped to its head runs by*
@combatacademysd: To me, being Single means never having to apologize.. Unless someone drops by my disgusting house unannounced