@gregreckons: If by "eat clean" you mean "donuts in the shower", then yes - I eat clean.
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@robdelaney: Shouldn't there have been ONE scene in The Karate Kid where Daniel's mom was like "Why are you constantly in that old man's shed?"
@LoveNLunchmeat: Yesterday my daughter asked how babies are made, and I gave such a terrible explanation she now thinks babies come from eggs.
@causticbob: Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security? Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.
@kristinb5150: being in a club at my age feels more like i'm being set-up for an episode of "To Catch a Predator"