@moose_chocolate: If by "fetching" you mean "looks like I was dragged from the woods by a dog" then yes I look fetching.
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@MikeZakarian: Social media allows me to review all my mistakes in chronological order...with pictures.
@BMcCarthy32: NFL catch rules are absurd. "Even though it looked like he caught it, he hadn't accepted the ball into his heart. Therefore, incomplete."
@daemonic3: "Always bring a nail file, scissors, tweezers, a corkscrew, a toothpick and a bottle opener to a knife fight" - The Swiss Army
@mommywhitfield: I just want to be half as productive as my mom thinks she would be if she was me.