@garrettbarry70: If by mathematician you mean dividing the number of snacks in my car by the number of miles I need to drive, then yes, I'm a mathematician.
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@captainkalvis: Me: im on a quest to lose my virginity Friend: well, for starters dont call it a quest Me: ok but the ar- Friend: the armor's gotta go too *i dismount from my horse and stomp metallically off to my room*
@Fred_Delicious: Police chief - "I've been hearing reports that one of our cops is an undercover lobster" Me -[struggling to grip coffee mug in huge pincers]
@shanethevein: Funny how bullies only bully people who are susceptible to bullying. They don't bully people who'd throat punch em without thinking twice.
@karencheee: Why do people say children are the future? They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.