@GermanFreckles: If by raw food you mean cookie dough, then yes, I love raw food.
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@Lisabug74: 1974: 3 hours to buy a movie ticket. 1989: Welcome to Movie-Fone! 2017: *streams Star Wars on toilet*
@deardilettante: [ first date ] Me. Do you take drugs? Him. I never touch them. Me. Perfect. Can I have a urine sample?
@KKAlThani: LISTEN LADY IF YOU DIDN'T WANT ME SITTING ON YOUR BABY YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE CALLED ASKING FOR A BABYSITTER