@sips_whiskey: If by speaking Spanish you mean speaking in English but slower and louder, then yes, I speak Spanish.
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@badbanana: That guy who ran through the White House could go to prison for ten years, so there's another reason I don't run.
@hell_homer: This is your brain: [hippo standing in a field] This is your brain on twitter: [100s of people surround the hippo patting it rhythmically]
@I_Mee_Myself_: My girlfriend just walked in and called me gay... If my nails weren't drying I swear to god...