@sips_whiskey: If by speaking Spanish you mean speaking in English but slower and louder, then yes, I speak Spanish.
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@CulturedRuffian: For Lent I've decided to give up my New Year's Resolutions, now pass the Girl Scout Cookies.
@neiltyson: Exterminators: The only profession in which you put yourself out of business by being really good at your job.
@JT_IV_: What kind of paperwork do I need to fill out to get a permit to set my children free in the wild?