@Rachelnoise: If by ticklish, you mean I'll turn into a rabid chihuahua on bath salts if you come near my underarm, then yes I'm a little ticklish.
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@briangaar: Watching Home Alone. Did the family not have ANY friends they could call? "Yo we left our 8-year-old alone, can you get him & not call CPS?"
@fro_vo: HOPE: why did you name me Hope MOM: you were our hope for the future DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO SAVE A LOVELESS MARRIAGE: what about me MOM: same
@highinamerica: Spell check changed "important" to "impotent" so basically I have a meeting in the morning that can't get it up.
@BangMyBongo: Hell is where Sarah Palin is president, Taylor Swift is in love with me, and Kim Kardashian names all the children