@sixthformpoet: If cartoons are a reliable guide, the secret to never ageing is wearing the same clothes every day.
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@HallpassCanada: Happy Thursday guys and remember. If you can't spot the douche at work today, then it's probably you.
@TheCiscoKidder: Every video my wife has taken with her phone has me in it saying, "Are you taking a video?"
@awkwardphilippe: [Jedi Academy] Why do you want to be Jedi? [Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army] To keep the peace
@tigersgoroooar: Imagine a hunter in a deer stand but instead of a gun he has a long stick he pokes the deer with and they look around like "ok who did that"