@sixthformpoet: If cartoons are a reliable guide, the secret to never ageing is wearing the same clothes every day.
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@Cheeseboy22: The bright side of getting attacked by a Cyclops is only having to use half the pepper spray.
@Storminika: It's not cool to skip on dating someone who talks funny -- just because your english is gooder than theirs be.
@shkeeber: Nephew: Really?! Me: Yup! Go for it! N: *runs into wall* Me: *takes pic* N: *wakes up* Am I at Hogwarts? Me: No, we'll try again later.