@timdonakowski: If Coca-Cola really cared about the obesity problem they'd put cocaine back in.
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@jwoodham: You give me butterflies. I give them back. Please stop handing me insects, it's really weird.
@xysist: Women are so jealous. I bet Eve counted Adam's ribs everyday to see if another woman had been created.
@MiahSaint: Hell yes, I have the body of a Greek god: nice abs, expressionless eyes, genitals shot off by bored soldiers during The Franco-Prussian War