@timdonakowski: If Coca-Cola really cared about the obesity problem they'd put cocaine back in.
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@realHamOnWry: The harder you slam the door walking out on an argument ...the more likely you have to go back inside for your car keys.
@MatthewACherry: Lack of diversity in period pieces is wild. It's as if black ppl were invented during slavery got discontinued then relaunched in the 60s.
@shawnspree: In the old days when people knocked on the door, you could hide. Now you have to disconnect from internet and turn off cell phones.
@Underchilde: Panic rooms are a great way to protect yourself during home invasions or like if you forget your wife’s birthday.