@dumbbeezie: If commercials want people to look at them they should all start with the sound of a phone vibrating
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@WiseguyPictures: The worst time to find out your parents are dead is probably right after you've taken a large hit from helium balloon.
@noogscorner: The early bird catches the worm. And the late bird catches one of the other trillion worms left. What's your point?