@fart: if cops want to catch serial killers why don't they just hang out at petsmart and follow home the guys that buy tarantulas
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@cheeky__gal: The spider I just killed with a napkin isn't in the napkin, and now I'm in a circle of salt reciting incantations.
@trims_the_fat: I never wish death upon anybody who wrongs me. I wish sudden, explosive diarrhea while on a date Much more satisfying.