@AnOrangeSNES: If corporations are people then that's really gross because we walk inside of them all the time.
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@LosLos__: •phone call• Wife: Want a free couch? Me: Free? Yes! Wife: How do we pick it up? Me: Lift with your legs, not your back. Wife: *click*
@DirtMcTurd: Taco Bell doesn't have a playground because its hard to have fun when you might shit your pants