@AnOrangeSNES: If corporations are people then that's really gross because we walk inside of them all the time.
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@2tickytacky: He told her that trees blossom in her presence. What he meant was that she scares the sap back up into them.
@envydatropic: When your boss asks you "do I look stupid to you?" it's a rhetorical question I know this now
@Lmao: What I said: I forgot my book. What the teacher heard: I hate school, I hate you & I don't want to make something out of my life.
@BlindChow: *tree falls in the forest* *tree pretends to start jogging so it doesn't look like an idiot*