@michaelianblack: If countries don't want revolutions, they should stop putting large public squares in the middle of their cities. So stupid!
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@flashember: SON: Is it true trees kill more people than wild animals do? [tree hiding in broom closet tenses up] DAD: Nonsense. [tree sighs in relief]
@MoneypennyNaked: Every time I text this guy, he replies with "Sorry, I'm driving." It's been a few days. I'm guessing he's probably made it to Mexico by now.
@gobmentcheese: In a crowded elevator, tell all the tall people they have to get in the back because you're going to take a group photo.