@_definitlymaybe: If couples who are in love are called love birds, then really, couples who always fight should be called angry birds!
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@JediGigi: [end of date] Him: I'll text you soon. Her: Cool. I'll just sit here in your car until you do.
@dave_cactus: [Grade 6] TEACHER: You can't end a sentence with a preposition. ME: You just did. TEACHER: What? ME: Ended a sentence with "a preposition."