@_definitlymaybe: If couples who are in love are called love birds, then really, couples who always fight should be called angry birds!
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@Lanecat2: You shouldn't have driven home from the bar last night. Especially since you walked there.
@novicefather: her: I have this weird fantasy where my man shaves me while I sleep me: k her: *wakes up with no eyebrows