@KimmyMonte: If Disney has taught us anything it's that if you tie enough balloons to your house, you will eventually find a dog.
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@TitaniumToplass: use words like 'perpendicular' when you language at people so they think you is good with vocabularying
@sarcastictroler: Best Friend: Best day of my life was the day I got married. Wbu? Me: *Recalling when I got free Pizza from Pizza Hut* Yes My Wedding Day
@DebasaurusRex: I won't be gratified sexually until someone dumps one of those big Gatorade containers on me after.
@sofarrsogud: 'Time to meet your maker' I say, more in hope, as I unpack another box of IKEA furniture.