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@TheCiscoKidder: If dogs can eat raw chicken, so can I.
- dead people
@XplodingUnicorn: [hardware store]
Me: Let me do the talking. This is man stuff
Clerk: Can I help you?
Me: I need a whacker thingy to hit nails
@bobvulfov: KENNEDY: lets keep our affair a secret
MARILYN MONROE: ok i'll sing happy birthday all sexy & weird at ur bday
K: pls dont
MM: *winking* ok
@buck4itt: Don't email me a link to a 6 minute youtube video. I wouldn't watch a video that long if in contained clues to solve my own murder.
@The_Perturbator: Calm down, Norway.
@DanaSchwartzzz: GUY: How do you make a living?
FRANKENSTEIN: make a living what?