@weinerdog4life: If dolphins are so smart, how come they work at Sea World?
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@T_Bonezzz_: "One day, I will create a global business-oriented social networking service" - Abraham LinkedIn
@SarahThyre: During love scenes in a Wes Anderson movie, the sound effects guy rubs a baguette against corduroy.
@BritXNic: I'm sorry I committed a home invasion but somebody had to do something about those carpets.