@weinerdog4life: If dolphins are so smart, how come they work at Sea World?
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@GlumGeorgeLucas: I showed up at Disney headquarters uninvited I said I was there for a Rogue One cameo That's how I learned the security guards have Tasers
@NikiWithIssues: I went for a run today. What the hell is wrong with you people why would you do this to yourself you need help.
@ThisOneSayz: Me to Hitman: in the bedroom. He is big. Hitman*pulls gun & enters* where is he? Me: on the wall! Hitman: that's a spider Me: kill it!