@shkeeber: If dolphins are so smart, how come they're never on Jeopardy?
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@Jade_VK: "This soup was so good I wish I could just...NOMCRNCHNCH" *chewing glass* "There must be a better way!" -Inventing the bread bowl
@noogscorner: Hendrix didn't need to twerk on stage. He performed the old fashioned way, relying only on his musical talents and near lethal doses of LSD.
@EnvysDeadNana: I'm not above apologizing for my drunken behavior I'm just sick of repeating myself
@djdarrellripley: When I die I don't want a big funeral. I'd just like a few of my close friends to get together and try to bring me back to life...