@mishakey: If Dracula saw Twilight, he'd stake himself.
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@Lisabug74: My mom sometimes texts me pictures of Buddha with an inspirational text like: "Be kind to others, Evil Lisa"
@mydmac: I love eating Swiss pancakes. They're like regular pancakes but neutral, so I can eat as many as I want.
@ItsAndyRyan: Me: Is there any particular way you don't want your name pronounced? Percy: Not per se