@SmartassChef: If drinking too much alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking too much Fanta make you fantastic?
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@Reverend_Scott: Ugh. "What's wrong honey?" My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*
@ilurngood: imagine if otters became overpopulated and started destroying the world. it would be so cute.
@ComradTwitty: You know why I've never been murdered in my sleep? Because I leave a cheese plate out for murderers every night. It's called hospitality maybe look it up sometime.