@slimmy_shady: If E.T. is making your bicycle fly through the sky, why do you still have to pedal?
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@phalguy: After watching Star Wars 20 told me he probably wouldn't go and see it again. And now I'm thinking he looks a lot like my old mailman.
@NatetheEnigma: Nobody expects you to tweet brilliance. Just be yourself, with the occasional intent of bringing shame to your entire family.
@FSUSteve: Ever been in the middle of writing a great tweet and think, did I just run someone over?