@adamlucidi: If Earth was a rented apartment, ain't NOOOO WAAAAAY we're getting our security deposit back.
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@GFGander: How crazy is it that we used to say "three and a half inch floppy" with a straight face
@briangaar: Damn it's cold out. Better wear a coat, hat, gloves & boots. Sorry legs, you're still getting pants only, thanks for doing all the work tho
@MoneypennyNaked: Apparently even if you delete the drunk text messages you sent last night from your phone, the other person can still see them.
@BastardProphet: I don't have many enemies because I'm funny and sweet and they all died in mysterious fires.