@trevso_electric: If eHarmony were honest, it would pair some people with a room full of cats.
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@Vanilla_cupcak: My doctor wasn't amused when he asked how much I weighed and I said One hundred and fat
@oakhillbargrill: - How was school? 4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton
@awordforaword: "Finish your peas. Kids in China are starving" "Finish your math. Kids in America are cheating off the Asian kids"
@AnnaKei26: According to the New England Journal of Medicine, the blood alcohol level is to be measured in Lohans now