@causticbob: If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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@JessicaValenti: Whenever I feel discouraged, I remember the words of my then-3 yr old after she puked carrots on the floor: “I’m gonna need more carrots.”
@kwirkyKerri: Looking to marry a pharmacist. Looks and personality optional. Just don't lose your job.
@KalvinMacleod: GENIE: you have 3 fishes ME: you mean wishes, right? GENIE: times are tough ME: GENIE: ME: GENIE: ME: I'll take two mackerel and a goldfish