@ObviousOstrich: If every person in the world held hands around the equator a significant portion of them would drown.
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@GingerHotDish: Not to brag, but I’m easily the hottest person in a Waffle House bathroom stall at any given moment in Georgia.
@KatWar1: [Commercial] *Camera focuses on a man choking on a whole apple* Narrator: "If only there was a better way?" [On Screen Caption] TEETH
@Wine_Honey1: You said No DMs, but you didn't say anything about stopping by. Anyways I'm at the door.
@mooturkey: I used a fax machine today!! I also ran all the cotton thru the gin and plowed the field with my oxen while it finished dialing up.