@VerifiedDrunk: If evolution were real you'd think my body would've learned how to be drunk on its own by now.
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@anerdonfire2: Just so you know, you will be asked to leave the funeral if you do a drum solo on the coffin...no matter how epic it is
@djdarrellripley: I can be a real tiger in bed. No, wait, wait... What's that animal that plays dead?