@bingowings14: If experience has taught me anything, I've forgotten what it was.
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@venomjunkie2: My horoscope was so wrong today I’m beginning to doubt the science behind this life planning tool.
@1followernodad: Jaws is exceptionally funny if you just imagine the shark is trying to be friends with the guys on the boat and they keep running away.
@Underchilde: A man’s got to know his limitations. Unless he’s in a relationship, then he’ll be constantly reminded.