@bingowings14: If experience has taught me anything, I've forgotten what it was.
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@Sean_Burgundy_: Leave everyone stranded at a bank robbery to play laser tag when you're the get away driver and suddenly no one is your friend anymore
@calluptome: We should remove the warning labels from everything and let the stupidity problem take care of itself.
@JennyJohnsonHi5: I forgot to bring my bags to the grocery store, people looked at me like I drove there on an aerosol can, then slit a baby seal's throat.