@kimmie_1980: If Facebook changed "poke" to "stab" I would use it all the time.
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@rocknthepurple: I've never played Jenga, but I have had to extricate myself from a sleeping toddler in my bed, so I think I could handle it.
@XplodingUnicorn: 5-year-old: Why don't we say Grace? Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry?
@PwrFulWmn: You attract more men when you smell like butter, sautéed ham and onions than any expensive perfume.