@kimmie_1980: If Facebook changed "poke" to "stab" I would use it all the time.
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@ch000ch: *watching a cop walk past during drug deal* ok relax, just be cool.. "bonjour mademoiselle how much of le methamphetamine dost thou fancy"
@JillianKarger: OBI WAN KENOBI: These are not the droids you’re looking for GUARD: [licks lips] I'm not looking for droids handsome