@kimmie_1980: If Facebook changed "poke" to "stab" I would use it all the time.
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@Fred_Delicious: "so doc... am I dying?" "we're all dying, just at different speeds" "but what about me" "You're like, the Usain Bolt of dying dude lmao"
@jonesination: "The Ugly Duckling" has a great message. Everything in life will work itself out once you become physically attractive.
@novicefather: I just steam cleaned my carpets and wondered how difficult a homicide would be to clean up.
@Book_Krazy: Me: What's with the look? Hub: How would you like a full-service massage? Me: I would, but will you and the kids be okay while I'm gone?