@RockabillyJay: If fire shoots out of the chimney the Papal Conclave has selected a new drummer for Slayer.
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@LoveNLunchmeat: Some peanut butter M&M's just rolled under the fridge, and now I understand every sad love song ever written.
@Naked_Superman: Dentist: Did you deliberately loosen this tooth? Me: Why would I do that? D: ok…[extracts tooth & hands me a lolly] Me: *winks at camera*
@AndrewChamings: I like big DUCKS & I cannot lie All you other mallards can't deny That a big beaked freak with a- Park Ranger: Sir, you're scaring the kids