@RockabillyJay: If fire shoots out of the chimney the Papal Conclave has selected a new drummer for Slayer.
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@ashley_barnhill: My mom once asked if Jack Frost was based on a true story. Jack Frost is a movie where a father dies and returns as a snowman.
@ceejoyner: The other guy on this cliff screaming at the sky just threw his wedding ring over which makes me feel less bad about losing my kite.
@Jenny4ashley: Am I relying on you to cover up all these blood stains after murdering my ex? BLEACH I MIGHT BE
@soanim8ed: Why do prescription pills always say "by mouth?" Where else would people put th... Ooooooh.