@ElayneBoosler: If George W. Bush was the president of France today, he would declare war on Finland.
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@WeissBrandon: YOU ARE GROUNDED!!!! ~ me, yelling hilarious shit at the beef in this grocery store.
@magsaidwhat: In the new version of Star Wars, Harrison Ford slowly flies the Millenium Falcon in the left lane with the turn signal on
@AntozWolf: I would have loved to have been there when Mary and Joseph tried to explain to Jesus where babies come from.
@RealDMK: I think High School birth control classes should just be forcing the students to watch videos of me taking my 3 kids to the grocery store