@ElayneBoosler: If George W. Bush was the president of France today, he would declare war on Finland.
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@AaronFullerton: Always amazed when I see people slip guns into the back of their pants. How is that comfortable? How do you not get a weapon wedgie?
@lovemyboots111: How do you know your man is cheating? When he drives by her place the wifi connects
@leslid79: 32. Never married. No children. nnI'm the last single friend standing! I win!nn*This message brought to you by whiskey and self loathing.
@burntmybagel: Drugs are great until they fall into the wrong hands. I am referring, of course, to the cops or people who don't enjoy life.