@Jandalize: If getting a tan is wrong then I don't wanna be white.
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@Laser_Cat: Tuna are probably pretty annoyed with how much we worry about catching dolphins in our tuna nets.
@YoungNobler: They should make custom Starbucks cards that say, "I wouldn't normally be buying your coffee, but I got this gift card."
@thepatrickwalsh: Tom Cruise has never starred in a movie where his character description didn't include the word "hotshot."