@Jandalize: If getting a tan is wrong then I don't wanna be white.
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@SwedishCanary: Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across America join together to raise the country's obesity statistics.
@robdelaney: Trump University is getting a bad rap. My nephew went there and he can poop in a toilet AND say the N-word.
@joanofdarkness: I could be happily married to some dude for 50 year an id still be textin ma pals like "omg do u think he likes me???"
@ShittingtonUK: The average person swallows over 4,000 spiders each year. More than that. Tens of thousands. Hundreds of thousands of spiders. It's crazy.