@Jandalize: If getting a tan is wrong then I don't wanna be white.
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@GoodZiIIa: me: if you love something, set it free wife: [stopping me from releasing our baby into the wild] don't
@OhhScarlet23: My husband and I have been in an open marriage for five years. I hope he's ok with it when he finds out.
@AlfKilledMyCat: Learning spanish is bloody hard. I wish the english had conquered more of the world, I'm suffering from their laziness
@SoulYodeler: Before you bludgeon to death that drifter who broke into your apartment and passed out on your futon, ask yourself: when did I buy a futon?