@Scdavis24: If god came down to earth, he'd have to take the form of Morgan Freeman. At this point, anything less would be disappointing.
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@Chelsea_Elle: So those numbers on sports jerseys are how many people each player has killed or what.
@MrGeorgeWallace: Why do football players only dance when good shit happens? Just once I wanna see a QB throw an interception & do a sad, interpretive dance.
@Sanbel11: I never understood why chefs wear white. I go in the kitchen to get a glass of water and come back with five stains on my shirt.