@JohnFugelsang: If god didn't like sex, He wouldn't make us scream His name when it's really hot.
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@Birdhumms: I kept getting my shin badly grazed by the pedal of my bike when I was was a kid, that was one vicious cycle.
@vladchoc: Nice try, theatre ad. But some of us don't need to put our phones on silent, for we have prevented calls with our deplorable personalities.
@blondecalamity: Someone should have warned me, that when you have kids, they talk to you, like, ALL. THE. TIME.
@GlennWool: when the news anchor says "if you know anything about the crime please contact police" dont call the police and re-tell the news story