@JohnFugelsang: If god didn't like sex, He wouldn't make us scream His name when it's really hot.
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@SufficientCharm: Pretty sure my dog is even ashamed of me right now, and I've seen him do some questionable shit. Don't ask.
@Matt_The_1st: I applied for a loan from the U.S. Government, but was turned down because I had a legitimate repayment plan