@Thedudish: If God had a sense of humor, he would have asked Noah to bring a pair of termites on board.
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@WhiskeySoured: To protest Donald Sterling's racist comments I'm going to continue to not care about basketball.
@pinupteacher: [me on phone with mechanic] Car won't start. I think it's the battery. Or power steering. Could be a fuse. Wheels, probably wheels. Engine.