@KngHnryVIII: If God had wanted us to drink in moderation he wouldn't have put wine in barrels. #inspiration
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@BrandonBrown522: Paranoid? I don't even know what that word means. I don't have time to learn new words, people are trying to kill me.
@fro_vo: Interviewer: your resume says you were a waiter Me: yes that's right Interviewer: where at Me: out in the lobby right before this interview
@I_Bl33d_Purple: If my memory serves me, the last time I was someone's type, I was donating blood.
@papasuncle: When your bucket of KFC starts talking about the afterlife, that is some deep fried chicken.