@KngHnryVIII: If God had wanted us to drink in moderation he wouldn't have put wine in barrels. #inspiration
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@BigBang6000: Still complaining about the guy with a million followers taking credit for your tweets? Never had a boss have you?
@foxnerdrn: I feel like my parents grossly overstated the number of times I'd be offered candy by strangers.
@Awesome_Todd: I like to remind my kids who's boss by putting a cherry tomato on top of their ice cream sundaes every once in a while.