@VerifiedDrunk: If God wanted to impress me with his 'miracles' he would've impregnated Joesph, not a poor unwed teenage girl. That shit happens every day.
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@DanMentos: [first date] *emptying jar of coins into coinstar* "almost done" so where are we going after this? "what"
@PeaceInTruth1: Coworker: Stop Me: collaborate and listen Coworker: Don't Me: you forget about me Coworker: Hey! Me: teacher, leave them kids alone
@Dr_awfulpants: I don't want to criticize but whoever named them brownies wasn't trying very hard.