@aalicesayss: If God wanted us to go METRIC Jesus would've had 10 disciples not 12.
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@ramblinma: My life is a constant battle between wanting to correct grammar and wanting to have friends.
@heatherlou_: I almost confused a laxative and Ibuprofen and that would have changed my plans for the evening significantly