@MandiAtRandom: If he calls you clingy, move in immediately without warning and decorate his bed with 57 throw pillows
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@theshantilly: Him: Sometimes you can be a little... loud. Me: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT I AM A DELICATE FLOWER
@curlycomedy: If you watch someone kissing in public for too long you become what's weird about it.
@david8hughes: [watches you eat my bday cake] "I've poisoned that." "Haha very [clasps chest & begins panting] w-with what?" [leans in & winks] "Poison."