@Sanbel11: If he's a nice guy and treats you well, does it really matter what colour his Maserati is?
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@LizHackett: God returns to his desk with lunch. Taking a bite, he looks over at video monitors marked "Earth". The avocado drops out of his sandwich.
@joejwest: ME: [leaning over toilet] Hold back my hair YOU: Ok ME: [drinks from toilet like dog] YOU: You've made your point I'll wash up some glasses
@WildeThingy: Gift horse "My gums are bleeding." Dentist "Well this is a professional dilemma..."