@Parker_Simpson: If Hillary wins in 2016, it's gonna be a huge year for shoulder pads
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@WheelTod: I had a rough childhood. I saw things that no one should ever have to see. For example, The Phantom Menace.
@NotChuckBarkley: First white Muslims in Boston, now a 7'0" gay black pro athlete. Narrow-minded conservatives everywhere are having a very confusing month.
@SteveKoehler22: Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ? If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.
@theshamingofjay: Co-worker: Did you see that play in the Super Bowl? Worst decision ever. Me: Really? Aren't you married?