@Parker_Simpson: If Hillary wins in 2016, it's gonna be a huge year for shoulder pads
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@SardonicTart: "OMG why am I so sore?" *Flashback to me doing five push-ups yesterday* "Oh right."
@drxubair: Sometimes things are not what they appear. Just because I am sitting with an open book doesn't mean that I am studying.
@MrAaronAbrams: I don't get why I'm supposed to like someone who's different in the streets and in the sheets sounds duplicitous just be a freak everywhere.
@Jen_Mahabir: If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet with intelligent life - lets just make patterns in their crop and leave.