@Rollinintheseat: If history has taught me anything, it's that the person with the loudest, wettest cough will always sit down beside me in a waiting room.
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@kashanacauley: What we've learned from this skittles incident is that we should all stop eating refugees.
@weinerdog4life: Me: nice car Friend: yeah 400 horsepower Me: that's like 7000 ducks Friend: what Me: what
@buhsbaby_baby: If you think my laughter is infectious, you should try having unprotected sex with me.