@Steve_Enn: If history repeats itself, I'm totally getting a dinosaur.
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@PinkCamoTO: Autocorrect changed "you flatter me" to "you flatten me" and shit just got really weird.
@SonoLibero_8: Guy asked if I put him in the friend zone. I was like, whoa slow down there. I'll have sex with you, but friendship is a serious commitment.
@themorris23: In the car and passed by a cop and my 12 year old says "everyone be cool! Act normal!"nnnExpecting that Father of the Year award any day now