@causticbob: If homosexuals come out of the closet, do necrophiliacs come out of the casket?
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@ThaJawn: (Kid's Bday Party) Kid: Who are you? I'm you, from the future, don't eat that cake! K: *puts cake down, runs away crying *eats his cake
@Smethanie: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964): An adolescent reindeer is first mocked, and then taken advantage of because of a birth deformity.
@JohnLyonTweets: Interviewer: It says here you're good at making up words. How often do you find that useful? Me: Contuitively.