@causticbob: If homosexuals come out of the closet, do necrophiliacs come out of the casket?
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@2tickytacky: "You've lost some weight." sounds suspiciously like "You were a disgusting fatso before, but I was too nice to say so.".
@li4mst3w4rt: alcohol is never the answer, unless the question is, "why were you barely conscious on the kitchen floor eating dog food?"
@UNTRESOR: Just got kicked off a corn forum for saying you can eat the cob. I'll just sign up with a different name. They can't silence the truth.
@Try2StopME: I'm going to the gym now. Not bragging. Just want you to know where to send the ambulance.